I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way first.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you’re too young to work.
So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case