My Next Life….

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way first.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend   several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you’re too young to work.

So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

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