Something to make you smile… again !

I read this over at The Pedalogue and just had to share it with you……

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT&DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

5 thoughts on “Something to make you smile… again !

  1. sally

    Hi Leslie thanks for visiting me again… must add you to my blog roll… I use google reader so all my favorite blogs are there.
    Sure you will love the film when you get to see it 🙂

  2. Leslie

    Was just over at Anne’s site and glad to hear you two had a marvelous weekend shopping, eating, drinking, and movie watching! I’m just now reading the book Atonement – want to read it before seeing the movie.

  3. Leslie

    I consider this a compliment, Sally, that you enjoyed my post so much you added it to yours! I’m adding you to my blogroll if that’s okay! 😀

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